As we all know, a huge part of the fun of getting gifts on our birthdays and holidays is in the mystery and discovery of what we got—perhaps even more than getting “what we always wanted.” Gift cards can give us “what we always wanted,” by by themselves, gift card holders don’t lend much to the mystery part.
Typically, if there is any question of what’s in that flat envelope with your name on it, it’s whether it’s a holiday card or a gift card in a holder. The letter disguise is for amateurs, let’s play in the big leagues.
The Jewel Case Heist
As long as you know their favorite bands and music genres, it’s hard to go wrong with giving someone a CD as a birthday or holiday gift. In this case, it doesn’t actually matter, and it may actually be more fun to use a CD jewel case from a band or genre they patently don’t like.
Simply use a razor to cut a slit in the protective wrapping along the bottom edge of the lid and slip the gift card into the case under the liner notes. This could take some effort, so make sure the card carrier is on the gift card to protect it from damage. Seal with clear tape.
If you want to add a “cheap gift” element to your prank, buy the CD from a used CD seller. If there is no protective wrapping and there’s a super-cheap price tag directly on the jewel case, so much the better.
Sweating Over the Sweater Box
How many of us actually like getting sweaters as gifts? How many of us were practically in tears when we got sweaters when we were kids? We can visit this same trauma on the younger members of our families just before they get the most perfect gift anyone can get.
All you need is a sweater box from a department store, a hideous holiday sweater, and some clear tape. Tape the card in its carrier in the bottom and neatly fold the sweater and put it in the box. Wrap as normal.
To enhance the experience, you could use one of your old sweaters and spin a yarn about how your father gave you that sweater, and his father gave it to him. They both had this sweater while they were stationed overseas during “The War” and went to great lengths to bring it home…
Microwave Popcorn Gift Card Holders
What kind of unthoughtful, miserly cheapskate would give microwave popcorn as a gift? The kind that might give a movie theater or video rental gift card.
Much like the CD Case, you would cut a slit in the protective plastic on the bottom, slide the gift card inside (especially with butter-flavored popcorn, the plastic card carrier is mandatory), and tape it shut.
Picture Frame Job
This bit of camouflage is probably a bit less puckish than the rest. They may like the frame, they may not, but a gift card is not what they’ll be expecting, especially if you painstakingly wrapped it so there was no mistake that it was a picture frame. It’s actually kind of neat seeing a framed gift card when you were dreading the sight of that horrible family portrait where everyone was wearing the same tacky shirt with your names in iron on letters.